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Is it illegal to send these gag gifts? Click here and answer the question yourself. This is the list of non-mailable items. Click here for More information on what you can and can't mail.
Is it illegal to send animal feces in the mail. No. Read here. All sales are final. A return address will not appear on any of our packaged products so they are not returnable. If your gift is sent to a recipient, you cannot receive a refund on the item if you want to back out of the transaction. It cannot be returned to us for credit so make certain you want us to send the gift BEFORE you order. This service is not to be taken lightly. It is a REVENGE site and as such we would rather you NOT order if you have any doubts or are too squeamish about what we send. All gifts are sent anonymously and the only way the recipient will ever find out who sent the gift, is if YOU tell them, or if YOU tell someone else and that someone else tells them. For human health reasons and shipping policies with the postal services we use, all animal feces, bugs, roadkill, and dead toads will be wrapped in such a manner that no contents come in contact with human hands nor is there an offensive odor emitting from the box. No animal(s) are ever harmed by anyone at Boxed Revenge.
Our shopping cart uses pop-up windows. If you have a pop-up blocker installed on your browser you will have to temporarily disable it to order any items. Also, when you provide the information on the ship to, make sure that you have the name and the address of the person that you want the gift to go to and NOT your name and address as the gift will be sent to you instead. Review your order on the Summary Page before ordering. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. If you don't provide the correct address and the "gift" gets shipped to the wrong address, there is no refund and we do not reship the gift unless you buy another. Please note: On orders that are cancelled/refunded before the order is shipped, you will be charged a $2.00 PayPal cancellation/refund fee that will not be refunded to your account. If you change your mind about the gift we should not be penalized by your cancellation after funds are transferred to our account.
For international orders please email us for shipping costs. Our shopping cart is NOT set up for international orders. You have to email us with your order. If you try to order using the shopping cart below for an international delivery address, we will refund your purchase less $2.00 cancellation fee. We do not guarantee international deliveries. You order at your own risk. If customs confiscates the gift, we are not responsible. There is no return address and goods therefore cannot be returned to us. We can supply an international customs tracking number, but once it leaves the United States we cannot track it from here. If you want to insure your purchase we can charge a small fee for insurance.
Disgusting New Products
OMG this is a good one made just for the jerk in your life. Cow crap (also known as organic cow fertilizer) on their photo, nicely gift boxed with a cute anonymous note that says "$hit on you, you big jerk/bitch." All you have to do is scan their photo, upload it to your pc, send it to us via email. We print it out on 8x10 glossy photo paper and take care of the rest! Real good for ex's. $40.00, plus shipping. Nice personal revenge gift, wrapped up beautifully and sent anonymously. Is it illegal to send animal feces in the mail. No. Read here.
Click on thumbnail for larger viewAsshole/Bitch of the Year Certificate
Asshole/Bitch of the Year Certificate - You can submit your own photo or we can choose one that's appropriate. Certificate is tastefully framed, gift wrapped and mailed to that special person in your life who has done something so terrible as to earn the AYC certificate. $25.00, plus shipping. Please advise if recipient is male or female. AYC for the men and BYC for the women. Please email us the style you want for your certificate.
Custom Greeting Cards $20.00, plus shipping.
Custom Tee-shirts. Say whatever you want, add a photo if you want. Tell the world about your cheating spouse or significant other. Many colors to choose from (11 colors - red, green, yellow, tan, black, white, gray, pink etc). Men's size YXS-4XL) (Women's sizes S-2XL - 6 colors) There is an extra charge for adding photos to your tee-shirt choice. Please email for total price.
Men's/Women's tee-shirts Small to XL Customized - $40.00, plus shipping
(includes nicely gift wrapped box sent to either you our your designated
recipient). Men's/Women's tee-shirts 2X - $45.00, plus shipping Men's/Women's tee-shirt 3X - $50.00 , plus shipping Men's/Womens tee-shirt 4X - $58.00 , plus shipping Here's some examples:
Black Sam Bellamy, The Pirate's flag flew over his ship.
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Break-up Revenge? Very personal revenge gift.
Pirates were often
called "Blackballers." To be placin' the black spot be markin' someone for
death who had gone against the Code. In old times, the black spot was usually on
a piece of paper and it generally told you how long you had to live. Most
often just the fear of the black ball would hasten your demise.
Item
#1041 - Tired of being crapped on? Send this beautiful Gift Box of
DOGGIE DIRT
for that individual in your life that needs a real wake-up call. This is a
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One of our most popular items!
Item #1033 - Beautiful Gift Box of chocolate flavored laxative for that individual in your life that's just "full of it." Overnight results guaranteed! Emotionally purge this person by sending a box of laxatives. $15.00, plus shipping. -No international orders for this item because it's considered a 'medicine' by most country's customs.
Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Dumb as a Box of Rocks? - Rock their World
Item #1026 - one box of rocks - $20.00, plus shipping.
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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Item
1040 - Broken Hearts - Box of beautifully gift wrapped broken hearts. This is
the perfect gift for the heart breaker in your life. Box of broken hearts says
it all. $20.00, plus shipping.
Make certain that you verify the SHIP TO address is correct before you pay for your item using the shopping cart. We are not responsible for items sent to an address that you furnish if incorrect. There is no return address on our packages so they will be lost.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
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Snake in the Grass - SOLD
Item 1038 -One-of-a-kind Dead Mummified Snake for the despicable "Snake in the Grass" jerk in your life. $35.00, plus shipping. (This snake died of natural causes with it's eyes open!)
Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Make certain that you verify the SHIP TO address is correct before you pay for your item using the shopping cart. We are not responsible for items sent to an address that you furnish if incorrect. There is no return address on our packages so they will be lost.
Skulls
Item #1034 - You're Dead Meat! Skull for a very dramatic effect. Assorted animal skulls available. No animal is ever killed for skulls and/or bones. These are road kill or died naturally and found in the wild. Skull only - $20.00, plus shipping. Comes with or without "You're Dead Meat" note.
Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.Road Kill Deal - You're really dead meat!
Item #1034-A Road Kill (species varies*) - For the most despicable person who ever hurt you. This is so gross that it will sure to give them a lasting impact on just how "rotten" they really are! $50.00, shipping will be added to your order.
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*Old dead possum isn't playing possum either. We scrape up old dead rabbits, birds, snakes, frogs, armadillos, raccoons, and possums. Whatever's left after the buzzards get done with 'em. It's a disgusting item for sure.
Item #1036 - Perfumed Horse
Manure - For the person who thinks their S#*T don't stink. (photo coming soon)
Gift Bag full of perfumed horse manure 'tastefully' wrapped. They think they're stuff don't stink. It's still horse manure no matter how you cut it. $20.00, plus shipping. (Gifts for men will have a popular men's cologne added. Gifts for women will have a popular women's cologne added.) No international orders for this item.
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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
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Super Size - $25.00, plus shipping.
Item $1037 - Very large Gift Bag full of perfumed horse manure. No international orders for this item.
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Horse Manure (aka Organic Fertilizer) (Our Most Popular Item!)
Boxed Horse Manure (organic fertilizer) - The gift that will take his/her breath away literally!
There's nothing that says it better. Eat $#*t and die!
Item #1001 - Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Horse Manure (organic fertilizer) - all gift wrapped in box - $25.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item.
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Item #1002 - Super-size - $30.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item because the custom's agents will open the package for inspection, and well, they'll probably toss it in the trash undelivered.
Is it illegal to send animal feces in the mail. No. Read here.
Cow Manure (aka organic fertilizer)
Boxed Cow Manure (organic fertilizer) - Pure Crap - That, a plate and fork says it all. Shock factor rated 10!
Item #1003 - Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Cow Manure (aka organic fertilizer) - all gift wrapped in box - $25.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item for the same reason as above.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Item #1004 - Super-size - $30.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item.
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Is it illegal to send animal feces in the mail. No. Read here.
Bona fide Real BULL Manure (aka organic fertilizer)
Nothing says BS like real Bull S*#T Not Female Cow Manure - This is the real thing boys and girls.
Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Bull Manure (aka organic fertilizer) - all gift wrapped in box. Nothing says Lovin' like something from a Bull's oven.......
Item #1005 - $30.00, plus shipping No international orders for this item.
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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Item #1006 - Super-size - $35.00, plus shipping - No international orders for this item due to customs inspections.
Is it illegal to send animal feces in the mail. No. Read here.
Dead Flowers
Dead roses - relationship is dead? Send dead roses to express how you really feel!
Item #1009- One dozen very dead roses - $60.00, plus shipping.
Item #1010 - 1/2 dozen - $30.00, plus shipping.
Item #1011 - 1 dead rose - $15.00, plus shipping. International orders are o.k., but email us first.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Item #1012 - Box of dead flowers (mixed) - $25.00, plus shipping.
Item #1013 - Bouquet of dead daisies - $20.00, plus shipping.
Dead Bugs (non hazardous or invasive, all dead no live bugs)
Dead bugs on a plate - Nasty looking mess - Bon Appétit Jerk
Item #1014 - One large serving mixed variety - $20.00, plus shipping (In stock) No international orders for this item.
Item #1015 - Super Size! - Hungry man serving mixed variety - $30.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item.
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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Beer Barrel Blues - Hey buddy do you want another beer?
Box
of squashed beer cans - the perfect gift for your krunked up SOT friends
Cans come pleasantly gift wrapped with a "get out of jail free" card
Item #1016 - 6 pack squashed beer cans - $15.00, plus shipping. International orders may be ok.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Item # 1017 - 12 pack squashed beer cans - $20.00, plus shipping.
Item #1018 - 24 (case) squashed beer cans - $25.00, plus shipping.
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Food Fetish?
Moldy Bread Side Order
By the slice or by the loaf
Any way you cut it, it's a big Yuck
Moldy bread - Make their favorite sandwich and
really spice up their diet! Totally revolting.
Best served with a cow patty or road kill toad for the meat
Item #1019 - One slice moldy bread - $4.00, plus shipping.
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No international orders for this item.
Item #1020 - Two slices moldy bread - $7.00, plus shipping.
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Item #1021 - Whole loaf of moldy bread - $10.00, plus shipping.
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Item #1022 - Served with a small cow patty or road kill toad - $20.00, plus shipping.
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Item #1023 - Peanut butter and jelly sandwich - $15.00, plus shipping.
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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
The look on their face when they see their sandwich - PRICELESS!!!!
Ace of Spades
Ace of Spades - aka Bicycle Secret Weapon - Good luck or bad luck? You decide!
Item #1027 - Ace of Spades sent to your worst enemy - $10.00, plus shipping. International orders are ok for this item.
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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
An Empty Box! It represents the total emptiness in your relationship.
Nothing was given so they get NOTHING in return.
Item #1028 - An empty fancy gift box. Comes with a card that says "Thanks for Nothing!" $10.00, plus shipping. International orders are ok for this item.
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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Smart Pills (aka organic fertilizer)
Item #1029 - Smart Pills are designed exclusively for the Smart A*s in your life. It's for the person that is soooooo smart that they know everything about anything, and much about nothing at all. These are pure rabbit raisins (aka organic fertilizer) that look just like an organic pill. Take one daily for 90 days. If they are a really, really smart person, they will think it tastes like sh@*, which in fact, it really is! $20.00, plus shipping. (includes instructions) - No international orders for this item.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Stinky, Smelly Cigarette Butts
Item #1032 - Box of smoked-up cigarettes. This is for the chain-smoking fiend in your life who thinks nothing of polluting the air around you with their second-hand, stinky, health hazard smoking. $10.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item. All butts are packaged where no human hands will come in contact with them. They are sealed in cellophane packaging so that they are not a hazard.
When using the PayPal shopping cart, please add the ship to zip code in the appropriate box to compute your shipping costs. We cannot process orders unless the shipping cost is added.
Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.
Seasonal Gifts
Santa Knows Who's Been Naughty...
Item 1039 - Santa knows who's been naughty or nice this year. So do you. Send that very
naughty person in your life the perfect Christmas gift.......a lump of coal or a
stocking full of switches!
Beautifully gift wrapped for the holiday season! Shipping will be added to your
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We do special occasions and all holidays!
For human health reasons and shipping policies with the postal services we use, all animal feces, bugs, roadkill, and dead toads will be wrapped in such a manner that no contents come in contact with human hands nor is there an offensive odor emitting from the box. No animal(s) are ever harmed by anyone at Boxed Revenge.
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