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No, Sweetheart, I didn't send that gift. It must have been your other girlfriend.

All sales are final. A return address will not appear on any of our packaged products. If your gift is sent to a recipient, you cannot receive a refund on the item if you want to back out of the transaction. It cannot be returned to us for credit so make certain you want us to send the gift.

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For international orders please email us for shipping costs. Our shopping cart is NOT set up for international orders. You have to email us with your order. If you try to order using the shopping cart below for an international delivery address, we will refund your purchase less $1.00 cancellation fee.

Enigma - Rain Song - Put yourself in the mood for washing away your tears. Let It Go!

New Products

Black Sam Bellamy, The Pirate's flag flew over his ship. Pirates were often called "Blackballers."  To be placin' the black spot be markin' someone for death who had gone against the Code. In old times, the black spot was usually on a piece of paper and it generally told you  how long you had to live. Most often just the fear of the black ball would hasten your demise.

"'Twas in a Black Baller I first served my time.
W-ay! Hey? Blow th' man down!
And in a Black Baller I wasted my prime.
Give us th' time an' we'll blow th' man down! "

In some clubs or organizations to be given a black ball or marble meant that you were ostracized or voted out forever.

You can't literally "Blow the man down" which in Pirate-Speak means shoot the man down as with a gun or cannon, but you can make the Scurvy Dog who hurt you walk the plank with this gift wrapped Black Ball. Gift wrapped to grab their attention the moment they lift the lid on the box! Startling! Item #1042 - Black Ball - $15.00, plus shipping.

New Disgusting Item!

Item #1041 - Tired of being crapped on? Send this beautiful Gift Box of DOGGIE DIRT for that individual in your life that needs a real wake-up call. This is a life like replica of the real thing that will surely fool the recipient. One glimpse of this packaged poop in a gift box is enough to send the recipient reeling in disgust. Everything here but the smell! $15.00, plus shipping. Gift wrapped for any occasion.

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One of our most popular items!

Item #1033 - Beautiful Gift Box of chocolate flavored laxative for that individual in your life that's just "full of it." Overnight results guaranteed! Emotionally purge this person by sending a box of laxatives. $15.00, plus shipping.  -No international orders for this item because it's considered a 'medicine' by most country's customs.

Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

 If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Dumb as a Box of Rocks? - Rock their World

Item #1026 - one box of rocks - $20.00, plus shipping.

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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Item 1040 - Broken Hearts - Box of beautifully gift wrapped broken hearts. This is the perfect gift for the heart breaker in your life. Box of broken hearts says it all. $20.00, plus shipping.

Make certain that you verify the SHIP TO address is correct before you pay for your item using the shopping cart. We are not responsible for items sent to an address that you furnish if incorrect. There is no return address on our packages so they will be lost. 

Snake in the Grass - SOLD

Item 1038 -One-of-a-kind Dead Mummified Snake for the despicable "Snake in the Grass" jerk in your life. $35.00, plus shipping. (This snake died of natural causes with it's eyes open!)

Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Make certain that you verify the SHIP TO address is correct before you pay for your item using the shopping cart. We are not responsible for items sent to an address that you furnish if incorrect. There is no return address on our packages so they will be lost.

Skulls

Item #1034 - You're Dead Meat! Skull for a very dramatic effect. Assorted animal skulls available. No animal is ever killed for skulls and/or bones. These are road kill or died naturally and found in the wild. Skull only - $20.00, plus shipping. Comes with or without "You're Dead Meat" note.

Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

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Road Kill Deal - You're really dead meat!

Item #1034-A Road Kill (species varies*) - For the most despicable person who ever hurt you. This is so gross that it will sure to give them a lasting impact on just how "rotten" they really are! $50.00, shipping will be added to your order.

 *Old dead possum isn't playing possum either. We scrape up old dead rabbits, birds, snakes, frogs, armadillos, raccoons, and possums. Whatever's left after the buzzards get done with 'em. It's a disgusting item for sure.

Item #1036 - Perfumed Horse Manure - For the person who thinks their S#*T don't stink. (photo coming soon)

Gift Bag full of perfumed horse manure 'tastefully' wrapped. They think they're stuff don't stink. It's still horse manure no matter how you cut it. $20.00, plus shipping. (Gifts for men will have a popular men's cologne added. Gifts for women will have a popular women's cologne added.) No international orders for this item.

Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

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Super Size - $25.00, plus shipping.

Item $1037 - Very large Gift Bag full of perfumed horse manure. No international orders for this item. 

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Horse Manure (Our Most Popular Item!)

Boxed Horse Manure - The gift that will take his/her breath away literally!

There's nothing that says it better. Eat $#*t and die!

Item #1001 - Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Horse Manure - all gift wrapped in box - $25.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item.

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Item #1002 - Super-size - $30.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item because the custom's agents will open the package for inspection, and well, they'll probably toss it in the trash undelivered.

Cow Manure

Boxed Cow Manure - Pure Crap - That, a plate and fork says it all. Shock factor rated 10!

Item #1003 - Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Cow Manure - all gift wrapped in box - $25.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item for the same reason as above.

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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Item #1004 - Super-size - $30.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item.

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Bona fide Real BULL Manure

Nothing says BS like real Bull S*#T Not Female Cow Manure - This is the real thing boys and girls.

Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Bull Manure - all gift wrapped in box. Nothing says Lovin' like something from a Bull's oven.......

Item #1005 - $30.00, plus shipping No international orders for this item.

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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Item #1006 - Super-size - $35.00, plus shipping - No international orders for this item due to customs inspections.

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Dead Flowers

Dead roses - relationship is dead? Send dead roses to express how you really feel!

Item #1009- One dozen very dead roses - $60.00, plus shipping.

Item #1010 - 1/2 dozen - $30.00, plus shipping.

Item #1011 - 1 dead rose - $15.00, plus shipping. International orders are o.k., but email us first.

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Item #1012 - Box of dead flowers (mixed) - $25.00, plus shipping.

Item #1013 - Bouquet of dead daisies - $20.00, plus shipping.

Dead Bugs

Dead bugs on a plate - Nasty looking mess - Bon Appétit Jerk

Item #1014 - One large serving mixed variety - $20.00, plus shipping (In stock) No international orders for this item.

Item #1015 - Super Size! - Hungry man serving mixed variety - $30.00, plus shipping. Out of stock - No international orders for this item.

Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Beer Barrel Blues - Hey buddy do you want another beer?

Box of squashed beer cans - the perfect gift for your krunked up SOT friends

Cans come pleasantly gift wrapped with a "get out of jail free" card

Item #1016 - 6 pack squashed beer cans - $15.00, plus shipping. International orders may be ok.

Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Item # 1017 - 12 pack squashed beer cans - $20.00, plus shipping.

Item #1018 - 24 (case) squashed beer cans - $25.00, plus shipping.

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Food Fetish?

Moldy Bread Side Order

By the slice or by the loaf

Any way you cut it, it's a big Yuck

  Moldy bread - Make their favorite sandwich and really spice up    their diet! Totally revolting.

 Best served with a cow patty or road kill toad for the meat

 Item #1019 - One slice moldy bread - $4.00, plus shipping.

  No international orders for this item.

Item #1020 - Two slices moldy bread - $7.00, plus shipping.

Item #1021 - Whole loaf of moldy bread - $10.00, plus shipping.

Item #1022 - Served with a small cow patty or road kill toad - $20.00, plus shipping.

Item #1023 - Peanut butter and jelly sandwich - $15.00, plus shipping.

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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

The look on their face when they see their sandwich - PRICELESS!!!!

Ace of Spades - aka Bicycle Secret Weapon - Good luck or bad luck? You decide!

Item #1027 - Ace of Spades sent to your worst enemy - $10.00, plus shipping. International orders are ok for this item.

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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

An Empty Box! It represents the total emptiness in your relationship.

Nothing was given so they get NOTHING in return.

Item #1028 - An empty fancy gift box. Comes with a card that says "Thanks for Nothing!" $10.00, plus shipping. International orders are ok for this item.

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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Smart Pills

Item #1029 - Smart Pills are designed exclusively for the Smart A*s in your life. It's for the person that is soooooo smart that they know everything about anything, and much about nothing at all. These are pure rabbit raisins that look just like an organic pill. Take one daily for 90 days. If they are a really, really smart person, they will think it tastes like sh@*, which in fact, it really is!  $20.00, plus shipping. (includes instructions) - No international orders for this item.

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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Stinky, Smelly Cigarette Butts

Item #1032 - Box of smoked-up cigarettes. This is for the chain-smoking fiend in your life who thinks nothing of polluting the air around you with their second-hand, stinky, health hazard smoking. $10.00, plus shipping. No international orders for this item.

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Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order.

Seasonal Gifts Santa Knows Who's Been Naughty...   Santa's Lump of Coal & Stocking full of switches Item 1039 - Santa knows who's been naughty or nice this year. So do you. Send that very naughty person in your life the perfect Christmas gift.......a lump of coal or a stocking full of switches! Beautifully gift wrapped for the holiday season! Shipping will be added to your  order. Gift options - please use drop down menu for selection One lump of coal, gift wrapped in box $30.00 3 lumps of coal, gift wrapped in box $35.00 Stocking w/lump of coal, gift wrapped in box $40.00 Stocking full of switches, gift wrapped in box $40.00   Christmas gifts 1 lump of coal, gift wrapped in box $35.00 3 lumps of coal, gift wrapped in box $40.00 Stocking w/lump of coal, gift wrapped in box $40.00 Stocking full of switches, gift wrapped in box $40.00 Add Christmas card/personal note $5.00 Please make sure you include the Recipients name and address in the SHIP TO area of your order and not your name and address or the gift will be sent to you. If the shipping address is not correct, there is a "change" button directly under the ship to address. You can change it there. Please review your order to see that the information is correct before submitting your order. Suggest A Gift - If you would like to suggest a gift idea, please email us.

Morning After Herbal Remedy - Wild Carrot Seeds 1 lb US Sales Only. Queen Anne's Lace Seeds (wild carrot) (Daucus carota subsp. carota) has been used by women for... US Classified

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We do special occasions and all holidays!

Gift boxes will be sent via USPS (United States Postal Service), First Class, Priority box or a Flat Rate USPS Priority box with no return address except it can show the ship to and the from address as the same.  For human health reasons and shipping policies with the USPS, all animal feces, bugs and dead toads will be wrapped in such a manner that no contents come in contact with human hands. No animal(s) are ever harmed by anyone at Boxed Revenge.

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