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Road Kill Chill

Item 1035 - Boxed Smelly Road Kill - Your love is as dead as a stinky road kill? Shock factor 10. $50.00, plus shipping.

Item #1034 - You're Dead Meat! Skull for a very dramatic effect. Assorted animal skulls available. No animal is ever killed for skulls and/or bones. These are road kill or died naturally and found in the wild. Skull only - $20.00. Comes with or without "You're Dead Meat" note.

Item #1036 - Perfumed Horse Manure - For the person who thinks their S#*T don't stink.

Gift Bag full of perfumed horse manure 'tastefully' wrapped. They think they're stuff don't stink. It's still horse manure no matter how you cut it. $20.00 (Gifts for men will have a popular men's cologne added. Gifts for women will have a popular women's cologne added.)

Super Size - $25.00

Item $1037 - Very large Gift Bag full of perfumed horse manure.

Horse Manure (Our Most Popular Item!)

Boxed Horse Manure - The gift that will take his/her breath away literally!

There's nothing that says it better. Eat $#*t and die!

Item #1001 - Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Horse Manure - all gift wrapped in box - $25.00

Item #1002 - Super-size - $30.00

Cow Manure

Boxed Cow Manure - Pure Crap - That, a plate and fork says it all. Shock factor rated 10!

Item #1003 - Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Cow Manure - all gift wrapped in box - $25.00

Item #1004 - Super-size - $30.00

Bona fide Real BULL Manure

Nothing says BS like real Bull S*#T Not Female Cow Manure - This is the real thing boys and girls.

Box contains one paper party plate, napkin, fork & knife and Bull Manure - all gift wrapped in box. Nothing says Lovin' like something from a Bull's oven.......

Item #1005 - $30.00 plus shipping

Item #1006 - Super-size - $35.00 plus shipping

Dog Poop

Dog poop is just so gross that it defies description - shock factor 10

Item #1007 - A Scoop of Poop - $20.00 plus shipping

Item #1008 - Super size - more dog poop than one person can imagine - $25.00 plus shipping

Too eeeeewwwww to imagine!

Dead Flowers

Dead roses - relationship is dead? Send dead roses to express how you really feel!

Item #1009- One dozen very dead roses - $60.00

Item #1010 - 1/2 dozen - $30.00

Item #1011 - 1 dead rose - $15.00

Item #1012 - Box of dead flowers (mixed) - $25.00

Item #1013 - Bouquet of dead daisies - $20.00 plus shipping

Dead Bugs

Temporary out of stock

Dead bugs on a plate - Nasty looking mess - Bon Appétit Jerk

Item #1014 - One large serving mixed variety - $20.00

Item #1015 - Super Size! - Hungry man serving mixed variety - $30.00

Beer Barrel Blues - Hey buddy do you want another beer?

Box of squashed beer cans - the perfect gift for your krunked up SOT friends

Cans come pleasantly gift wrapped with a "get out of jail free" card

Item #1016 - 6 pack squashed beer cans - $15.00

Item # 1017 - 12 pack squashed beer cans - $20.00

Item #1018 - 24 (case) squashed beer cans - $25.00

Food Fetish?

Moldy Bread Side Order

By the slice or by the loaf

Any way you cut it, it's a big Yuck

Moldy bread - Make their favorite sandwich and really spice up their diet! Totally revolting.

Best served with a cow patty or road kill toad for the meat

Item #1019 - One slice moldy bread - $4.00

Item #1020 - Two slices moldy bread - $7.00

Item #1021 - Whole loaf of moldy bread - $10.00

Item #1022 - Served with a small cow patty or road kill toad - $20.00

Item #1023 - Peanut butter and jelly sandwich - $15.00

The look on their face when they see their sandwich - PRICELESS!!!!

Road Kill Squashed Toad Found on Road Dead aka Buzzard Bait

Now in stock

Road Toad - A perfect sandwich ingredient or served alone on a plate

Item #1024 - One dead squashed toad - $15.00

Item #1025 - Two dead squashed toads - $20.00 (out of stock)

Served with a side of moldy bread, it makes the perfect meal for the foodaholic in your life!

Dumb as a Box of Rocks? - Rock their World

Item #1026 - one box of rocks - $20.00

Ace of Spades

Ace of Spades - aka Bicycle Secret Weapon - Good luck or bad luck? You decide!

Item #1027 - Ace of Spades sent to your worst enemy - $10.00

An Empty Box! It represents the total emptiness in your relationship.

Nothing was given so they get NOTHING in return.

Item #1028 - An empty fancy gift box. Comes with a card that says "Thanks for Nothing Dear!" $10.00

Smart Pills

Item #1029 - Smart Pills are designed exclusively for the Smart A*s in your life. It's for the person that is soooooo smart that they know everything about anything, and much about nothing at all. These are pure rabbit raisins that look just like an organic pill. Take one daily for 90 days. If they are a really, really smart person, they will think it tastes like sh@*, which in fact, it really is!  $20.00 (includes instructions)

Stinky, Smelly Cigarette Butts

Item #1032 - Box of smoked-up cigarettes. This is for the chain-smoking fiend in your life who thinks nothing of polluting the air around you with their second-hand, stinky, health hazard smoking. $10.00

Item #1033 - Box of chocolate flavored laxative for that individual in your life that's just "full of it." Overnight results guaranteed! Emotionally purge this person by sending a box of laxatives. $15.00

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We do special occasions and all holidays!

Gift boxes will be sent via USPS (United States Postal Service), First Class, Priority box or a Flat Rate USPS Priority box with no return address unless you specify one.  For human health reasons and shipping policies with the USPS, all animal feces, bugs and dead toads will be preserved using clear polyurethane. No animal(s) are ever harmed by anyone at Boxed Revenge.

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